A stag first for us boys - suntan lotion, sunglasses and trunks were all passed for our first staggage in the sun. The experience was eventful to say the least. By the time we left the airport it was becoming obvious who would be most likely to get the coveted 'first home on first night' award with Simsy, Jim and Tinny all going strong and after a flight during which Simsy was refused any more vodka, it looked like a certain bet!
With Benidorms chaotic nightlife really beginning in the small hours, us lads did the sensible thing of hitting the San Miguels around the pool area, late afternoon before donning our commemorative shirts and out we went for about 7pm.
After Simsy had taken a dip in the sea, the stag took in several 'shots' before seemingly losing the ability to walk. Comedy Dave did the decent employee thing and put the stag out of his misery, took him back to the hotel and judging from the damage to his face, kicked the fk out of him.
Later highlights included Simsy dancing with some bloke in a wheelchair, Fish manhandling some large crockery and Harry being called a fking wanker after seemingly calling Steve McManaman's ex-bird a cnt (no proof, but justified)
A day of twitching on the beach followed.
The second night for Tinny began at around 7pm and didn't end until after 1pm the next day. After showing staying power of this degree I couldn't possibly mention that he pissed himself on the plane home.
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