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Camping

It may not sound like good staggage fodder but consideration SHOULD DEFINITELY be given to a night or two under the stars. Let's face it, why waste valued beer money on a crappy room, jointly occupied by one of your mates who continuously farts and snores all night, when you can have exactly the same scenario with 'natural' air-con.

We have 'done' camping on several occasions, and nearly all were successful.  The main ingredients of a successful camping staggage are:

24 'dumpy' bottles of lager or equivalent each (for (pre going out) afternoon use ) 

Disposable barbeques ( yeh, I know that eating is for puffs, but rare steaks are good)

A 'basic' campsite ( to avoid breaking the 'camping' code )

Torches ( so you can 'floodlight' the naked football pitch when you get in! ) 

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: 'Bad' Camp sites close (ish) to a small town.

AVOID: Spring/Autumn / Winter camping - it's just not suitable

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MEMOIRS

* Shaking heads at camp site in Barnard Castle *Little bottles don't get you pissed* Not budgeting for water for the next morning - doh! * The crack of a can to quench alcohol fuelled thirst * Ede's Poo * Carrie * Naked football * That ruddy faced farmer who, having realised that groups of lads arriving seperately weren't strangers to each other* Mr (PC) Brigham 'nutmegging' Billy White whilst casually smoking a hand rolled cigarette* Fev's broken rib*

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