The Dogs

Ideal as a prelude to the main event, or just a 'one nighter, ' a trip to the dog track is a 'cheap 'n' cheerful' evening, ideal for those who don't want anything too posh. Advice would be to book your party in in advance as there may be special offers available for a group. For example, for a nominal fee our local dog track offers a package like this: Entry, racecard, a pint, a 'meal' and a quid bet, all for around a tenner.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED :  Arrange to sponsor a race in honour of the stag - it's funny to see him on the in-house tv!

AVOID : The trackside is a little seedy, but urinating in this area may lead to a rather nasty electrical surge through your 'old man!'

It's the dogs tail 

Our memoirs

* Harry's local stag nite * Winning less than you stake ( Gareth) * Unpaid winnings due to being too low ( Gareth/ Hayden ) *  12 Whiskeys on a tray for the stag! * The 'Harry Slater last night of freedom stakes' * Dog and trainer waiting patiently by trackside for sponser * Sponser with big 'gar * The Crooked Billet * Wooden heart * Jonnie Saltmer et al *

Tinnys UK Staggage to the Dogs